Family jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."