Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Family Jokes
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
