Family jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
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Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What can orphans not do in school?
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?