I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
What do u call a man with out a body and a nose
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
You mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
your face is crustier than the Sahara desert
Bully says “You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!” The girl says “Just like your face.”
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
