Face jokes
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Should I do a face reveal?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
I can see my future in your forehead.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.