you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline
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Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: "You're getting warmer!".
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sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples
Your hairline so big it distracts me from your face
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
i saw your license it said your 15 I checked your face it says your 50
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Mo sal f
your skin so bright you could be used as a highlighter
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...
It must be tired to put make up on two faces.
