The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
What do you call a school that can talk? A school 🏫 with a face
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh I forgot that is your ass it's so ugly you stupid-looking bitch
i have the funniest joke ever here it is... ur face
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
Jack is a looser and a gaybo and a trans and a Fanny face
NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
Your hairline so big it distracts me from your face
sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
You mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
It must be tired to put make up on two faces.
do you like imagine dragons imagine draggin my balls on ur face
