What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”
Jack: Hey Josh! Josh: What? Jack: Sex Josh: Huh? Jack: SEX!! Josh: I Don't Get It Jack: Exactly ;)
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
Your hairlines exactly like your nose it’s always offside
bro my forehead is so big whenever i need to find something on it i need the exact coordinates
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
