did you know that the F in orphan means family? theres no f in orphan-? exactly.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Yeah so why a blind woman can't drive ?
Exactly , cuz she's a woman
there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
