Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
