Everyone Jokes

It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died

Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened

Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏

Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:

This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕

Everyone “look it’s super man” me “no it’s an emo” everybody “oh”.

Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say

What is everyone’s favorite favorite class? None because people don’t like school

Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Hello everyone to the first hollow knight meeting

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!

me: "the villain has a point you know"

everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math

"the floor is lava!"

- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D

If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both

hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

JFK tried meditating he told everyone he is very open-minded.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months