everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7 cuz 7 8 9 but why does 10 have ptsd
cuz it’s between 9/11
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
Hey guts I have a question. Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Than what is halloween?
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
