Everyone Jokes

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centapiede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

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Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house

When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”

One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are

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