Everyone jokes

JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

What is fun? Everyone.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!