why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
