Everyone jokes

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Imagine everyone being hoes.