Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
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Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What is fun? Everyone.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
