Everyone jokes

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.