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When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?