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You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
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These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.