Evers jokes
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!