Evers jokes

My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

The doctor says, "Next, please."

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Best website ever 4 chair.

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.