Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Best website ever 4 chair.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon an old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad, shaking his head. He walked up to the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The old farmer said, "My mule, he just won't do nothing. He don't work anymore, always looking sad, barely eats, just sad." Little Johnny said, "Can I go talk to him?" "Sure," the old farmer said, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, saw the mule just sad, and sighing. A few minutes later, Little Johnny came out and said, "Your mule is fixed." The old farmer ran in, and saw the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing. "Thank you, thank you," the old farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon the old farmer again, looking sad. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked. "It's my mule again. Ever since you talked to him, he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day. What did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said the old farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule is fixed, sir." The old farmer went in and saw the mule crying, crying really hard. The old farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule? One day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying. Just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his; this time I showed it to him."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
