Event jokes
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Hmmm
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.