Event jokes
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Memes
Hmmm
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"