Event jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.