Event jokes
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.