Event jokes
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.