Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
