The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
