Event jokes
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.