Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
When you're born on 4/20/69...
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Whatβs one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didnβt know we were having seafood tonight!
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
