Event jokes
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
WTF happened?
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.