Event jokes
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
9/11 Joke?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.