Event jokes
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.