Event jokes
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.