Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
