What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
