What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
