Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers they went through 10 stories in 10 seconds
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
