whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says: Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless RIP Meh Soul
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops , everyone can get in
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A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball. He didn't have any BODY to go with.
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
where did sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
