Event jokes
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!