Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
Event Jokes
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
