Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
why did the the skeleton not go to prom? because he had no BODY to go with
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
