Event jokes

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.

To: The Orphan

From: ______

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.