The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Event Jokes
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
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Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
