Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Getting ready for gangbang.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
