Event jokes
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.