Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party
The invitation
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight. The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end. In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
why did the the skeleton not go to prom? because he had no BODY to go with
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
