Event jokes
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
These are as weak as the towers.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.