Event jokes
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. đ
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
These are as weak as the towers.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, sheâd say: âyouâre next.â So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, âYouâll be next!â
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line âfire away,â someone started shooting!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didnât the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! đ
Iâm back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.