Event jokes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
These are as weak as the towers.