Event jokes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!