Event jokes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.