Event jokes
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!