Event jokes
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Getting ready for gangbang.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.