I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
