What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
