Even jokes
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL