Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
