This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Even Jokes
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
