Even jokes

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.

When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."

His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"

Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"

10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.