Even jokes

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.