Even jokes
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.