Ethics Jokes

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?

Throwing the baby off a cliff.

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.