Ethics jokes
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.