Ethics jokes
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!