Ethics jokes
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!