Ethics jokes
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.