Ethics jokes
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Religion
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Abortion is beautiful.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
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Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.