Ethics jokes

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.

And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?