Ethics jokes

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

Abortion is beautiful.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

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A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.