Ethics jokes
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Religion
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
Abortion is beautiful.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Bill, that's racist!
Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.