Ethics jokes

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Should I burn heaven?

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

It's not incest if you're adopted.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?

Throwing the baby off a cliff.