Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Ethics Jokes
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
