Ethics jokes
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?