Ethics jokes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.