Ethics jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.