What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
