Ethics jokes

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

Because dead babies make the best cum.

Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.

On a desk in pure isolation.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.