Ethics jokes
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."