Ethics jokes
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."