Ethics jokes
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Memes
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.