Ethics jokes
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"