Ethics

Ethics jokes

Orphanage

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Member

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

Pill

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Abortion

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

Cannibal

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

Memes

Girl

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Girl

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Eye

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Man

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Orphan

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

Abortion

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

Bill

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

Orphan

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

Orphan

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

Orphan

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

Baby

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

Furry

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Humour

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.