Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Ethics Jokes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
