What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
