I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Aborted Joke
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is banking on the shock value of "aborting" a joke. Usually, you abort a fetus, not a joke! Plus, it's like saying the joke was so bad, it needed to be terminated, just like your critical thinking skills. Yikes!