Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Ethics Jokes
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
