Ethics jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
Abortion is beautiful.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.