Ethics jokes

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

Me, calls the police*

Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!

Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.

Me: Why, so you can then stop me?

Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!

Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!

Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

My favorite species is a cheetah because

Ima cheet-ah on the test.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.