Ethics jokes

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

Me, calls the police*

Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!

Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.

Me: Why, so you can then stop me?

Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!

Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!

Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

My favorite species is a cheetah because

Ima cheet-ah on the test.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.