Ethics jokes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Abortion is beautiful.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.