I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
