A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter, he approaches her and says "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion but I was curious to know if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady smiles and says "That's a lot of money, of course I would." The doctor smiles and says "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady says "What are you joking? That's no money at all, Of course I wouldn't, what do you think I am?" The Doctor smiles again and says "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
