Ethics jokes
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.