Ethics jokes
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Racism.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.