Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Ethics Jokes
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Racism.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
