What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
