How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Suicide is population control, republished.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
