Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
