I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ethics Jokes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
