guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....
"Don't let your guard down"
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran.
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
Terorist: we can go over it, we canβt go under it, letβs go through it.
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
Ukraine be like escape to witch mountain!
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
What did the koala do when he was to educated He ran away from koalapidia
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
Copyright: Cade
How did the chicken π feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
