i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
where did lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....
"Don't let your guard down"
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
