Evasion jokes
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Yosho
Community talk
Guide to ban evasion, because fuck jannies.
Download Tor browser. It masks your IP and clears cookies at the end of the session. It strongly resists fingerprinting as well. You will not be able to be recognized by the website when you visit it again, so bans will not stick. VPNs will work, but not as well due to the limited amount of servers and the variability of whatever browser you are using.
Download here: torproject.org/download/