Evasion jokes

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.