Erection jokes
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Damn.....
Defenity peeing with an erection
Our Deaf Friend
Community talk
(As per Cosmo's request)
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fun fact: if you pinch your nipple, it will erect
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more