Erection jokes
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
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Defenity peeing with an erection
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
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fun fact: if you pinch your nipple, it will erect
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more