A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
