Erection jokes
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.