What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Erectile dysfunction.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
when a man loses his testosterone Man: could i please have a loner boner
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
