Erection jokes
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.