I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Once I got one so big they were going to make 9/11 2.0
She blew on it and it went hard
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
when a man loses his testosterone Man: could i please have a loner boner
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess
What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills? A fine addition to my erection.
