What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Once I got one so big they were going to make 9/11 2.0
when a man loses his testosterone Man: could i please have a loner boner
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills? A fine addition to my erection.
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