Erection jokes
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Memes
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Erectile dysfunction.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.