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Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

Toast ツ

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
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Now I'm angry and erect...

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Defenity peeing with an erection

A poll comparing the difficulty of peeing with an erection versus giving birth. 92% of the votes went to peeing with an erection. Below this, a picture of Palpatine saying "I love democracy."

Heroin Monkey

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Adolf Nigler

Trying to pee with boner:

A photo of a man in hunting attire holding a rifle and an image of a toilet placed on the left.

Anonymous

Damn.....

The image contains text that says: "Her boobs are saggy without a bra." and ur dick is small without an erection. NEXT

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man with glasses and a bow tie smiles widely with his mouth open and one finger raised, with the text "Whoopsie daisy! I have an erection."