Entertainment jokes
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Who can relate?
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When u show ur friend a magic trick
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
This is so damn funny!
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.