Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Entertainment Jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
