Entertainment jokes
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Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Memes
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.