Entertainment jokes
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What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*