Entertainment jokes
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Memes
Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!