Entertainment jokes
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"