Entertainment jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

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What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

Wanna hear a joke?

This site.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

What do you call a rapper with bad manners?

RUDE-ICROUS

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America’s Funniest Home Videos.

(lol)

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

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