Entertainment jokes
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.