Entertainment jokes
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
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Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"