Entertainment jokes
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Memes
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.