Entertainment jokes

Cooper is funny.

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Why is the Reaper not funny at all?

Well, he tells dead jokes!

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?

Reload and keep firing!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.