Entertainment jokes

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Why is the Reaper not funny at all?

Well, he tells dead jokes!

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Only a true MHA fan would understand.

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.