Entertainment jokes
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Cooper is funny.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.