Entertainment jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
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Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What game is for kids? Uno.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!