Entertainment jokes
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.