Entertainment jokes
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Memes
I love Little Mix.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...