Entertainment jokes
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
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What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Memes
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.