Entertainment jokes
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
LOL🤣
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
I love Little Mix.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."