Entertainment jokes
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
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He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!