Entertainment jokes
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Memes
Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued