Entertainment jokes
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.