Entertainment jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Memes
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I love Little Mix.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.