Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Entertainment Jokes
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
