Entertainment jokes
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
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If you like penis.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.