Entertainment jokes
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭