Entertainment jokes
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I love Little Mix.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
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Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!