Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Entertainment Jokes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
