Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!