Entertainment jokes
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Memes
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.