Entertainment jokes
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Joke start.
Punchline!
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
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Just laugh.
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What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"