Entertainment jokes
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Memes
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.