Entertainment jokes
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
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What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.