Entertainment jokes

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

Cooper is funny.

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!