Entertainment jokes
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!