Entertainment jokes
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
no meme srry
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!