What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Entertainment Jokes
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
