Entertainment jokes
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.