Entertainment jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
What are clowns good at?
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Awesome, amazing game!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."