Entertainment jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Memes
Why does this always happen to me...
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
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There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.