Entertainment jokes
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
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What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!