Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Entertainment Jokes
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
