Entertainment jokes
The joke about is stupid.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Funni.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!