Entertainment jokes
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!