Entertainment jokes
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
I am dark humor.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D