Entertainment jokes
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Memes
pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on
I am dark humor.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.