Entertainment jokes
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I am dark humor.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D