Entertainment jokes

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Any more song suggestions?

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

Doom is eternal.

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Giggity!

What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA