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Pedophile

Anonymous · 8 years ago

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image shows a still from the movie Megamind. The character, an overweight man in a suit, is lying on his back with his arms spread out. The text reads: "Cinephiles" when a 5 year old kid wants to watch a Marvel movie and not the Gritty Black and White Polish movie based in 1873 which is an allegory for domestic abuse told through the perspective of a dying squirrel.

Entertainment memes

Twitch

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.

Cow

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

Epilepsy

dirty night clown · 7 years ago

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Humour

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

When I accidentally touched my sense of humour

A hand with black-painted fingers is shown with the text: "when I accidentally touch...my sense of humour."

Album

RapBoat · 2 years ago

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Netflix

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

Pokemon

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old

Pikachu is lying in a bed, with a blanket covering most of his body. Only his head and a small part of his back are visible.

Funeral

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a funeral service with the caption "this funeral long ahh hell". In the foreground a mobile phone displays a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy".

Elf

User 👍 · 3 years ago

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Meme

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Spongebob is smiling in his bed. Text above him says: "You, right now, watching memes when you should be working."

Thanos

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A split image. The top half shows a woman on TV saying, "And then, he grabbed me by the neck." The bottom half shows Thanos with a shocked expression and the caption "Impossible."

Pancake

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Agent

Wade · 2 years ago

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Childhood

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a split view. The top part features a woman with paint on her face and hair, lying on her back. Below, there is a picture of four Teletubbies from an upward angle, against a sky background. Text overlay reads, "YOUR CHILDHOOD" above the woman and "IS NOW RUINED." below the Teletubbies.

Clown

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A clown with white face paint, a red nose, and rainbow hair is being interviewed by CityNews. The news banner says "CityNews EXCLUSIVE" and "DOO DOO THE CLOWN" under it. Under that, "HERO" is written.

Voice

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Album

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Entertainment memes

Community talk

𝓒𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷✨

I lwk put on a horror movie in my bedroom and idk whats happening bc i fell asleep like at the start of the movie 😭😭

Itz_just_mYiA

Playing dti rn

Grayystripewarriorcatss

I AM TIRED AND BOARED IDK WHAT TO DOOOOO???