Entertainment jokes

September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.

Okay here's your funny joke!

Who is the best makeup artist?

Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Perfect dinner joke.

Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"

It hasn’t come out yet.

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Pacman

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

Layne: IKR

Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

Addison: ok fine.

Layne: Look at this joke.

Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

What's an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.

What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?

The joystick.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.