Entertainment jokes
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
This is funny.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.